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\Bollywoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07233870115047607876noreply@blogger.comBlogger547125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099007724726744453.post-74616158692882315472015-12-28T21:09:00.000-08:002015-12-28T21:09:24.895-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Is Windows a Virus?</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">So Windows is not a virus.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">It's a bug.</span></div>
\Bollywoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07233870115047607876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099007724726744453.post-51505327623026901752015-12-28T21:04:00.000-08:002015-12-28T21:04:21.132-08:00College life is like<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">College life is like Reliance !! </span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">" Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein" </span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!! </span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">" Aisi Azadi aur Kahan" </span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">After Engagement is Like Idea!! </span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">" Jo Badal de aapki Zindgi" </span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">After Marrige is like Hutch!! </span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">" Where U go.. network Follows" </span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">After Kid is like BSNL!! </span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">" All lines are Buzy" </span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">so frnds enjoy each moments</span></div>
\Bollywoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07233870115047607876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099007724726744453.post-91221906916943839722015-12-28T06:43:00.000-08:002015-12-28T06:43:34.859-08:00If in examination hall <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">If in examination hall </span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">during d exam </span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">u feel tht d paper is tough, </span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">dont worry. </span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Just close ur eyes, </span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">take a deep breath </span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">n say 2 urself </span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">“This is a very interesting subject. </span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">I want to study it one more time”</span></div>
\Bollywoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07233870115047607876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099007724726744453.post-72578721913788757762015-12-28T06:28:00.002-08:002015-12-28T06:28:53.784-08:00A beggar meets another beggar<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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A beggar meets another beggar.<br />A Web designer meets another Web designer.<br />Both of them ask the same question to each other.<br />What is the question ???<br />So,<br />Which Platform are you Working on ???</div>
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\Bollywoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07233870115047607876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099007724726744453.post-60322191594532129822015-12-28T06:23:00.000-08:002015-12-28T06:23:18.754-08:00Proud it where ever you from<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Sitting at the table doesn't make you a diner,</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Unless you eat some of what's on that plate.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Being in america doesn't make you an american.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Being born in america doesn't make you an american</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Proud it where ever you from.</span></div>
\Bollywoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07233870115047607876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099007724726744453.post-31838757116335195502015-12-28T06:20:00.002-08:002015-12-28T06:20:45.619-08:00Dress code for feb-14:<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Dress code for feb-14:</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Green-leave me alone</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Red-going 2 propose</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Pink-accepted proposal</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Black-rejected proposal</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">White-already booked.</span></div>
\Bollywoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07233870115047607876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099007724726744453.post-33456526953107266692015-12-28T06:19:00.000-08:002015-12-28T06:19:05.333-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Excellent Answer To What Is Success?</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">In Simple Words</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">When Your SIGNATURE Changes To AUTOGRAPH</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">That Is Success…!</span></div>
\Bollywoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07233870115047607876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099007724726744453.post-1207944532699970952015-12-28T06:14:00.000-08:002015-12-28T06:14:31.046-08:00Hey do u think taht u are mad...<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Hey do u think taht u are mad.....<br />Then u must not press down......<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />.<br />.<br />You have done that<br />Now the world knows.........<br />That you are mad....</div>
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\Bollywoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07233870115047607876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099007724726744453.post-58381085382254368062015-12-28T06:12:00.000-08:002015-12-28T06:12:31.494-08:00The most stupid questions<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">People usuly ask in d most</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">obvious situation n ansrz</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">you cn probably give:</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">1-At movies: Hey ! Wat r u doin here?</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Ans:Don't know??</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">I sell tickets in black ovr here..</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">2-In Bus:A heavy lady wearing pointd</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">high heeld shoes on ur feet:Sorry</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">did that hrt u??</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Ans:No,not at all !! I'm on local anaesthesia..</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">why dont u try again?</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">3-when u get woken up at midnight by a phone</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">call:Sorry!were u slepin??</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Ans:No! I ws doin reserch on weather zulu tribes</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">in africa marry or not...u thot i was slepin??you</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">dumb witted moron..!!</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">4-when u c frnd with evedently shorter hair: Hey</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Hav u had a haircut?</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Ans:Naaah !!</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Its automn n m shedin...!!!</span></div>
\Bollywoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07233870115047607876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099007724726744453.post-37481001602031755182015-12-28T05:58:00.000-08:002015-12-28T05:58:29.100-08:00One Of D Intelligent<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">One Of D </span><br />
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;"> </span><span style="background-color: #fefefe;"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Segoe UI, Tahoma, Verdana, Arial;"><span style="font-size: 33.1589px; line-height: 35.8398px;">Intelligent</span></span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #fefefe;"><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Segoe UI, Tahoma, Verdana, Arial;"><span style="font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Monkey </span></span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Missing </span><br />
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">In </span><br />
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Zoo.! </span><br />
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Its Name Is.. </span><br />
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Is.. </span><br />
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Is.. </span><br />
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Is.. </span><br />
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Is.. </span><br />
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Is.. </span><br />
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Is.. </span><br />
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Is! </span><br />
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Dont Worry </span><br />
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">It Is Not U, </span><br />
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Bcoz </span><br />
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">It Is Intelligent</span></div>
\Bollywoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07233870115047607876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099007724726744453.post-37511820077051567432015-12-28T05:42:00.002-08:002015-12-28T05:42:58.325-08:00When U WERE Born....<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">When U WERE Born....</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">The Cloud Parted,</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Sun shined</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">and God appeared in front of all</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">and say</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">"Sorry For Mistake" kindly adjust it.</span></div>
\Bollywoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07233870115047607876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099007724726744453.post-29166447160268290902015-12-28T05:41:00.000-08:002015-12-28T05:41:04.096-08:00A girl and boy were siting alone,<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">A girl and boy were siting alone,</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Boy started touching the girl</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">girl: don't touch me.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">all thing only after marriage</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">boy: ok !</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">call me when u r maried !</span></div>
\Bollywoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07233870115047607876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099007724726744453.post-43822011307532536142015-12-28T05:38:00.000-08:002015-12-28T05:38:32.061-08:00The secret of health for both mind and body<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Is not to mourn for the past,</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Not to worry about the future,</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Nor to anticipate troubles,</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">But to live in the present</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Moment wisely and earnestly.</span></div>
\Bollywoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07233870115047607876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099007724726744453.post-80200194464118513382015-12-28T05:36:00.000-08:002015-12-28T05:36:17.495-08:00A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">You got Male!</span></div>
\Bollywoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07233870115047607876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099007724726744453.post-40984808685894990692015-12-28T05:32:00.000-08:002015-12-28T05:32:03.825-08:00A guy had 2 choose a wife frm 3 grls. He gave each<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">A guy had 2 choose a wife frm 3 grls.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">He gave each sum money 2 tst em.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">1st gt a makover to luk gud. Da man got imprssd.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">2nd bought clths 4 da guy n tld him it's he who is prime for her. He lykd her also.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">3rd invsted da money n made profit n gave it back. The guy liked her too.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">And finally when the time came to choose---</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">The guy simply chose the girl with</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">The biggest boobs.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Men will always be MEN!!</span></div>
\Bollywoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07233870115047607876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099007724726744453.post-52921499111361967022015-12-28T05:29:00.000-08:002015-12-28T05:29:09.733-08:00Height Of Confidence<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Many Professors Were Once Called.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">They Were Asked To Sit In An Aeroplane.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">After they sat they were told that</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">these planes were made by their Students...</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">They all hurried out of the Plane..</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">But</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Only One didn't Move...</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">He said.....</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">"If it is made by the students..This wont even Start "...</span></div>
\Bollywoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07233870115047607876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099007724726744453.post-5208562711747751222015-12-28T05:26:00.000-08:002015-12-28T05:26:36.374-08:00Do u know what is the Real meaning of HELLO<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Storming msg:</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">When You lift the phone You say HELLO..</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Do u know what is the Real meaning of HELLO?</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">It is the name of a girl..!</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Yes!!</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">And Do u knw who is dat girl?</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Margaret hello..</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">She is girlfriend of Grahmbell who invented telephone.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">One can forget the name of Grahmbell but not his girlfriend!</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Thats LOVE.</span></div>
\Bollywoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07233870115047607876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099007724726744453.post-53889838184439206602015-12-28T05:23:00.002-08:002015-12-28T05:23:40.328-08:00Who Says Maths Is Boring<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Math Tells Us Three Of The Tragic Love Stories.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Tangent Lines,</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Who Had One Chance To Meet And Then Parted Forever..</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Parallel Lines,</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Who Were Never Meant To Meet..</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">And Asymptotes Who,</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Can Get Closer And Closer But Will Never Be Together..</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Who Says Maths Is Boring?!? ;-)</span></div>
\Bollywoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07233870115047607876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099007724726744453.post-59946980257272606522015-12-28T05:22:00.000-08:002015-12-28T05:22:15.267-08:00M Born brilliant but FORCED to STUDY<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">This story is all about wen i ws in 2nd std.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">I was caught talking in class and My Teacher asked me 2 write</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">"I Wont talk In Class"</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">50 times on d board,</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">I wrote</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">for(i=1;i<=50;i++)</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">printf("I Wont talk In Class\n");</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">M Born brilliant but FORCED to STUDY..;-(</span></div>
\Bollywoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07233870115047607876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099007724726744453.post-60654179535518269122015-12-27T21:43:00.000-08:002015-12-27T21:43:36.125-08:00What is Over acting<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Once Einstein was reading in class.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">A scorpion bit his toe but he read with concentration.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">When the teacher asked him,</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">he said that the scorpion had bit him on his toe,</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Not on his mind,</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">so he didn't Lose concentration.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Dear friends, this is what we call..Over acting ..!! :->:-P!.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Please don't try dis;-)</span></div>
\Bollywoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07233870115047607876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099007724726744453.post-49557145793125167992015-12-27T21:28:00.000-08:002015-12-27T21:28:44.375-08:00The most stupid ques ppl usually ask in obvious situations<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">1. At movies : hey! Wat r u doin here?? Ans : Dont u know??? I sell tickets in black over hre</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">2. In bus:A heavy lady wearin pointed high heeled shoes steps on your feet:sorry did that hurt? Ans:No, not at all. I'm on local anaesthesia. Why dont you try again?</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">3. At funeral: One of the teary eyed ppl ask:Why??? Why him of all ppl? Ans: why? Would it rather have been you??</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">4. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call : sorry! Were you sleepin? Ans: No! I was doing a research on whether zulu tribes in africa marry or not. You thought i was sleepin? You dumb witted moron</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">5. When you see a friend with an evidently shorter hair : hey! Have you had a haircut? Ans: nah! Its autumn n m sheddin !!</span></div>
\Bollywoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07233870115047607876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099007724726744453.post-79466367317569038682015-12-27T21:24:00.000-08:002015-12-27T21:24:15.425-08:00Wife says 2 husband<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Wife says 2 husband:</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">W:Come help with the garden.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Husband:What do u think I am?a gardener?</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">W:Come fix the toilet faucet.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">H:What do u think I am?a plumber?</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">W:Come fix the door handle.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">H:What do u think I am?a carpenter?</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">The husband went out....but when he came back,he saw that everything is fixed...the garden...toilet faucet...& the door handle. He asked his wife who had done it?</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">The wife said its the neighbour's son,but he gave me 2 options...</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Either to make him a hamburger or have sex with him...</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Husband:I'm sure,u gave him a hamburger!!</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Wife:What do u think I am??</span></div>
\Bollywoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07233870115047607876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099007724726744453.post-89336288317967851292015-12-27T21:21:00.001-08:002015-12-27T21:21:40.802-08:00This Is Very Cute...<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">In A School Function,</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">An L.K.G. Boy Started Closing His Ears With Both Hands</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">When A Girl Was About To Start Her Speech...</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Others Asked Him Why Are You Closing Your Ears?</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">He Replied:Dude,She Is My GF..</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">'n</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">She Is Gonna Start Her Speech With</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">"My Dear,Brothers 'n Sisters"..! :)</span></div>
\Bollywoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07233870115047607876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099007724726744453.post-21484715559745878192015-12-27T21:19:00.001-08:002015-12-27T21:19:40.321-08:00Are You Fluent In English? Sure ?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Very Fluent?</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Oh..k</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Read It Fast...</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">"Upper Roller Lower Roller</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Roller Lower Roller Upper"</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Where is your Fluency??</span></div>
\Bollywoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07233870115047607876noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4099007724726744453.post-31184388422869354342015-12-27T21:17:00.000-08:002015-12-27T21:17:44.009-08:00In a Bar, a man attended a phone-call:<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">In a Bar,</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">a man attended a phone-call: </span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Hello! Yes Honey.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Wife: Darling, I'am in a shopping mall. Shall I buy Jewellery worth Rs. 1 LAKH?</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Man: Sure Honey.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Wife: 1 Silk-Saree worth Rs. 20000 dear, shall I?</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Man: One saree not enough honey, take 1 more.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Wife: Ok dear, I have your credit-card. Shall I use now?</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Man: Sure, with pleasure.</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">All friends asked him after he put down his mobile: U love ur wife dis much?</span><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><br style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;" /><span style="background-color: #fefefe; color: #333333; font-family: 'Segoe UI', Tahoma, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 15.9421px; line-height: 21.121px;">Man: "EXCUSE ME, WHO's MOBILE IS THIS"?.</span></div>
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