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> You’ll never need to charge your cellphone battery if you have enough Rajnikant jokes stored in your phone.

/> > Rajnikant once saw Spiderman on a wall, took his newspaper out and swatted him.

/> > Rajnikant asked bigg boss to come in confession room.

/> > Rajnikant has a wax statue of Madame Tussauds in his house.

/> > Rajnikant didn’t watch Inception. He planted the idea in Nolan’s head.

/> > A 22 wheeler Tata truck once crashed on to RajniKant. Now it is called Tata Nano.

/> > Rajnikant does not jump……earth reduces its gravity 4 him 2 rise

/> > Once there was a very foggy day in the south India….. then finally it was discovered that Rajnikant was smoking that day ;)

/> > Rajnikant knows victoria’s secret.

/> > Rough book used by Rajnikant in his school days is today known as Wikipedia – the encyclopedia.

/> > Smallest c program… it does everything.. #include

/> > May you have so much money that even Rajnikant can’t count it

/> > The only way to make data packet travel faster than light, is to make Rajnikant send them.

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