Monday, December 28, 2015

Is Windows a Virus?
No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:
1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.
2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.
3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.
4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.
5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.
Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.
So Windows is not a virus.
It's a bug.

College life is like

College life is like Reliance !! 
" Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein" 
Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!! 
" Aisi Azadi aur Kahan" 
After Engagement is Like Idea!! 
" Jo Badal de aapki Zindgi" 
After Marrige is like Hutch!! 
" Where U go.. network Follows" 
After Kid is like BSNL!! 
" All lines are Buzy" 
so frnds enjoy each moments

If in examination hall

If in examination hall 
during d exam 
u feel tht d paper is tough, 
dont worry. 
Just close ur eyes, 
take a deep breath 
n say 2 urself 
“This is a very interesting subject. 
I want to study it one more time”

A beggar meets another beggar

A beggar meets another beggar.
A Web designer meets another Web designer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
Which Platform are you Working on ???

Proud it where ever you from

Sitting at the table doesn't make you a diner,
Unless you eat some of what's on that plate.
Being in america doesn't make you an american.
Being born in america doesn't make you an american
Proud it where ever you from.

Dress code for feb-14:

Dress code for feb-14:
Green-leave me alone
Red-going 2 propose
Pink-accepted proposal
Black-rejected proposal
White-already booked.
Excellent Answer To What Is Success?

In Simple Words


That Is Success…!