You’ll never need to charge your cellphone battery if you have enough Rajnikant jokes stored in your phone

> You’ll never need to charge your cellphone battery if you have enough Rajnikant jokes stored in your phone.
> Who is d fastest creature on earth?? The answer is Cheetah..I know what you would have thought..Rajnikant na
> Rajnikant once saw Spiderman on a wall, took his newspaper out and swatted him.
> Rajnikant asked bigg boss to come in confession room.
> Rajnikant has a wax statue of Madame Tussauds in his house.
> Rajnikant didn’t watch Inception. He planted the idea in Nolan’s head.
> A 22 wheeler Tata truck once crashed on to RajniKant. Now it is called Tata Nano.
> Rajnikant does not jump……earth reduces its gravity 4 him 2 rise
> Once there was a very foggy day in the south India….. then finally it was discovered that Rajnikant was smoking that day
> Rajnikant knows victoria’s secret.
> Rough book used by Rajnikant in his school days is today known as Wikipedia – the encyclopedia.
> Smallest c program… it does everything.. #include
> May you have so much money that even Rajnikant can’t count it
> The only way to make data packet travel faster than light, is to make Rajnikant send them.