People usuly ask in d most
obvious situation n ansrz
you cn probably give:
1-At movies: Hey ! Wat r u doin here?
Ans:Don't know??
I sell tickets in black ovr here..
2-In Bus:A heavy lady wearing pointd
high heeld shoes on ur feet:Sorry
did that hrt u??
Ans:No,not at all !! I'm on local anaesthesia..
why dont u try again?
3-when u get woken up at midnight by a phone
call:Sorry!were u slepin??
Ans:No! I ws doin reserch on weather zulu tribes
in africa marry or not...u thot i was slepin??you
dumb witted moron..!!
4-when u c frnd with evedently shorter hair: Hey
Hav u had a haircut?
Ans:Naaah !!
Its automn n m shedin...!!!
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