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An old farmer wrote a letter 2 his innocent son in prison


An old farmer wrote a letter 2 his innocent son in prison: "This year I'm unable 2 plant potatoes because I can't dig the ground. I know if u were here u would've helped me." Son Replied: "U idiot, don't dig the ground, I have hidden the guns there." Police read the letter, next day the ground was dug by the police, searched for guns but nothing was found. Son wrote again: "now plant your potatoes dad, its the best I could do from here. "Where there's a Will, there's a Way" (y);) ============= idiot guy on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? idiot guy: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

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