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Once a DOCTOR and an PROGRAMMER entered a chocolate store


Once a DOCTOR and an PROGRAMMER entered a chocolate store.. As they were busy looking around, doctor stole 3 chocolate bars... As they left the store, doctor said to PROGRAMMER : "Man! I'm the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me. You can't beat that" Programmer replied: "You wanna see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing" So they went to the counter and Programmer said to the Shop boy: "Do you wanna see magic..?" The Shop boy replied: "Yes..!!!" Programmer said: "Give me one chocolate bar!" The shop boy gave him one, and he ate it... He asked for the second, and he ate that as well.. He asked for the third, and finished that one too... The shop boy asked: "But where's the magic..?" . . . . Prgrammer replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find them..!!"
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