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Us Condom Factory Blows Up

Us Condom Factory Blows Up

president Called Paul Martin With An Emergency: "our Largest
condom Factory Has Exploded!" The American President Cried. "my People's
favorite Form Of Birth Control! This Is A True Disaster!"
"President, The Canadian People Would Be Happy To Do Anything Within Their Power
to Help You," Replied The Prime Minister.

"i Do Need Your Help," Said President. "could You Possibly Send 1, 000, 000
condoms Asap To Tide Us Over?"
"why Certainly! I'll Get Right On It!" Said Martin.
oh, And One More Small Favor, Please?" Said President.
"yes?"
"could The Condoms Be Red, White & Blue In Color; At Least 10" Long And 4"
in Diameter?" Said President.
"no Problem," Replied The Prime Minister And, With That, Martin Hung Up
and Called The President Of Trojan. "i Need A Favor, You've Got To Make
1, 000, 000 Condoms Right Away And Send Them To America."
"consider It Done," Said The President Of Trojan.

"great! Now Listen, They Have To Be Red, White & Blue In Color; At Least
10" Long And 4" In Diameter."
"easily Done. Anything Else?"
"yeah," Said The Prime Minister, "and Print 'made In Canada; Medium Size'
on
each One."



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