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Malayalam sms collection

Beer kudikkan thonunnillaa... Pakshe beer kuppiyil nokkumbol... Beer companyile workers... Avarude kudumbam... Nammal kudichillenkil avar engane jeevikkum... Achaar companikalum poottille...??? Nammal karanam aarum joliyillathavaruthu So CHEERS....!
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HEIGHT of HOPE..! Sitting in d exam hall holding d question paper and telling yourself.. Dude,don't worry, Exams will get postponed@Short Question with a Cute answer: Some one asked a boy "How is ur Life...? -He smiled & answerd ! she'z fine@Only 2%students had solve this cat Que in xam 5+3+2=151022 9+2+4=183652 8+6+3=482466 5+4+5=202541 then 5+5+5=?? (answer is 252545)@Lets welcome the year which is fresh new, Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate tis blissful year. Merry Xmas in adv.@Hi, Hello, My, Dear F R I E N D Good Morning@Good ,\ ! /, Morning _- O -_ ,_,.+""-._,.+""-._ ,+"" Feel the freshness & gentle touch of morning sunrise. Have a wonderful day.!
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ƟĆØfĆørĆ© 2Ī˜1Ɩ ĆØƱds, lĆØt mĆ© thƄƱk Ƥll d ppl lƬk Ɯ whĆø mĆ„dĆØ di$ yĆØƤr mĆØmĆørĆ„blĆØ 4mĆØ

ƟĆØfĆørĆ© 2Ī˜1Ɩ ĆØƱds, lĆØt mĆ© thƄƱk Ƥll d ppl lƬk Ɯ whĆø mĆ„dĆØ di$ yĆØƤr mĆØmĆørĆ„blĆØ 4mĆØ. Ƭ PrĆ„y dĆ„t Ɯ ƟĆØ blĆ©ssd wƬt a FrĆ¼Ć¬tfĆ¼l YĆØƤr Ć„hĆØĆ„d ƉƱjĆøy d lĆ„st Mnth Ƙf 2Ī˜10 .... Gud ni8 dear..frnd
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At 1, he wud hav lost his sleep to take care of u

At 1, he wud hav lost his sleep to take care of u. When u are 10, he wud have lost his favourate cnditionr 2 hv ur skool fees. At 18, he wud hav lost al his savings 2 give u graduation. At ur 22, he wud hav lost his respect 2 gt u a job. To keep u rich, he wud hv nt evn purchasd clothes for hmself. To make u lead a luxurious lyf he wud hav nt evn takn care of his health. He is d 1 who sheds his prsnl interests fr ur prosperous lyf. Salute ur DAD for his sacrifice. n pass IF U FEEL DOING IT. Itna socho mat ye mobile me jo msg crd h na ye b unki kripa hai.. Pass this msg as much as u luv ur dad as i did..
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Hellooo... Wake up.!

Manorama flash News............. K.karunakaran "ICU"il... . . . . . . . . Tintumon:ee killavan Pinneyum party Mariyo..!!!! ...@Nokia expected 2 launch "Rajni" series in 2011 With 10 sim at a time.500 GB mem. 320 M.pix camera TV,Fridge,AC& Car in 1 mobil Talivar rockz@Rajni's nxt prjct. TITANIC in Tamil. Climax revisd. Both survive. Rajni swims d Ocean. Heroine in 1 hand & . . . Titanic in d other@once Rajnikanth was playing cricket in Monsoon. . . . . . rain stopped due to play ; read again if u hv not understood.@1O,OOO Yrs Ago Rajnikanth's GF Died. He CRIED a LOT & Today . . Still 71% of the earth's surface is covered wid water! 9542400445@@Once upon a time rajnikanth used tooth powder 2 get strong teeth . . . . . 2day that powder is known as ! ! AMBUJA CEMENT......!!!!!@Hellooo... Wake up.! Sweet morning welcomes You Enjoy This Day with...
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Define "LOVE" and describe in detail.(10 marks)

Define "LOVE" and describe in detail.(10 marks) Definition: A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between gal & boy that can sumtym cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated. TYPES: *1way & *2way AGE: *Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age group. SITES AFFECTED *Brain and heart (affected people assume that only heart is affected) RISK FACTORS: *teenagers, *boys with out sisters, *girls widout brothers *hostel students. ETIOLOGY: *Timepass, *desire to be loved, *money & beauty. SYMPTOMS: *Tension, *daydream, *insomnia *phone addict, *no conce gd ni8
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TINTUMON_ROCKS

(Tintu in college) senior: Nee kalyanam kazichal ninte wifne njan kis cheyyum. Tintumon: OK.Njan ninte sistre kalyanam kazikkam..!@:Pprincipal: I Tried 2 Cal U, It Said SwitchdOff! . tintu: ''Ya.Its My CALLERTUNE" . Prncipal Shocks! tintu Rocks! -@TINTUMON_ROCKS "Ningalk enne kollaam, pakshe tholpikanavilla". -CHEGUVARA "Ningalk enne padippikaam, pakshe jayipikanavilla". -TINTU MON
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Alcohol is not the answ 4 all questions Swami Vivekanandan

(Tintu in college) senior: Nee kalyanam kazichal ninte wifne njan kis cheyyum. Tintumon: OK.Njan ninte sistre kalyanam kazikkam..!@:Pprincipal: I Tried 2 Cal U, It Said SwitchdOff! . tintu: ''Ya.Its My CALLERTUNE" . Prncipal Shocks! tintu Rocks! -@TINTUMON_ROCKS "Ningalk enne kollaam, pakshe tholpikanavilla". -CHEGUVARA "Ningalk enne padippikaam, pakshe jayipikanavilla". -TINTU MON@Dundu: What is a girl friend TINTU: Addition of problems,subtraction of money,multiplication of enemies division of friends HAVE A NICE DAY@Alcohol is not the answ 4 all questions Swami Vivekanandan. "But if u dnt get the answr,it will help u 2forget the question Swami tintumon.
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Malayalam Exam paperumayi

(Tintu in college) senior: Nee kalyanam kazichal ninte wifne njan kis cheyyum. Tintumon: OK.Njan ninte sistre kalyanam kazikkam..!@:Pprincipal: I Tried 2 Cal U, It Said SwitchdOff! . tintu: ''Ya.Its My CALLERTUNE" . Prncipal Shocks! tintu Rocks! -@TINTUMON_ROCKS "Ningalk enne kollaam, pakshe tholpikanavilla". -CHEGUVARA "Ningalk enne padippikaam, pakshe jayipikanavilla". -TINTU MON@Dundu: What is a girl friend TINTU: Addition of problems,subtraction of money,multiplication of enemies division of friends HAVE A NICE DAY@Alcohol is not the answ 4 all questions Swami Vivekanandan. "But if u dnt get the answr,it will help u 2forget the question Swami tintumon.@In English exam der was an essay questn "What is laziness...?" Tintumon left 3 pages blank & wrote... "THIS IS LAZINESS..!!"@Exam paperumayi Tchr:Tintumonara Tin2:Njana Tchr:Tintumonara Tin2:evarku cheviyum kekkile, njana Tchr:da ninte mark aa...
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Brain is d most outstanding obj in nature

Quote of the day: 'hundred words of a teacher does not give pain in exam hall.. but a true friend's silence in exam hall makes more tears@Da M0st Funniest Situati0n In Studnt Lfe V Hav N0 Idea Wt 2 Write In Da Exam Paper N Da Supervis0r Cmes Nd Says, "Plz C0ver Ur Ans Sheet"@The worlds best feeling comes when v see a wonderful question paper in da examination hall & we smile at each other saying..., "FAIL"!! :->@One of the best insulting lines written above a clock in an Exam Hall: "Time Will Pass ...but Will You?":-D@Brain is d most outstanding obj in nature.It wrks 24 hrs & 365 days rite 4m d time v r born & stops only when we entre the exam hall..gud9t
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TINTUMON SMOKING

"I love to walk in rain because nobody can see my tears" - Charlie Chaplin "I love walking in FOG, because no one can find that I'm "SMOKING" - "I love to walk in rain because nobody can see my tears" - Charlie Chaplin "I love walking in FOG, because no one can find that I'm "SMOKING" - TINTUMON
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Tintumon rocking sms

Sir : Entha Homework cheyyathathu ? Tintumon : Current illayirunnu !! Sir : Current illengil, mezhuguthiri upyogikkanam. Tintumon : Theepetti pooja muriyil aayirunnu. Sir : Athentha, pooja muriyil poyi theepetti eduthal ? Tintumon : Kulikkaathe enganeya pooja muriyil kayarunnathu ? Sir : Enthukonda kulikkaathathu ? Tintumon : Tank'il vellamillayirunnu Sir !! Sir : Athentha Tank'il vellam pump cheyyathathu ? Tintumon : Athalle adhyame paranjathu, current illaayirunnennu !!!
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Tint2mon vs mohanlal

Tint2mon 2 mohanlal: thanikku chess kalikkaan ariyaamo? Mohanlal replied yes. Tint2 : ennaal vegam vaa namukku chess kalikkaam.. Mohanlal : nee groundilekku pokko njan "BOOT" itittondu varaam..INI PARA AARA more CLEVER MOHANLAL or TINTUMON.
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tintumon

tintumon:chetta detol soap undo kadakaran:undallo ethrayintae detol soapaa vendathu 6,10,18 rupayudae soapum 35 rupayudae detol solutionum undu. monu edha vendadu tintumon:enkil aa 35intae detol solutionil chettantae aa vrithiketta kayi onnu kayukittu oru naranga muttayi eduthu vegam tha.........
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Sms for friends

My friends are the most stupid people of the world.... Idiots..!!! catch my sadness:- even if i'm smiling.... Silly...!!! sometimes don't even give time to me,, Devils:->....!!! tease me till it gets onto my nerves,,, Sometimes fools...!! have fun without me and dont even care to miss,,, But still i love each scoundrel buddy of mine... Coz Life is Hell without them:-( and hell is heaven if we are together:-..!
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Malayalam sms

ą“øąµŒą“¹ąµą“Æą“¦ą“‚ ą“’ą“°ąµ ą“¤ą“£ąµą“¤ąµą“¤ ą“®ą““ą“Æą“¾ą“£ąµ ą“† ą“®ą““ą“Æą“æą“²ąµ† ą“µąµ†ą“³ąµą“³ą“æą“Øąµ‚ą“²ą“¾ą“Æą“æ ą“Øą“®ąµą“®ą“æą“²ąµ† ą““ą“°ąµā€ą“®ąµą“®ą“•ą“³ąµą“‚ ą“Øą“®ąµą“•ąµą“•ą“æą“Ÿą“Æą“æą“²ąµā€ ą“ˆ ą“®ą““ ą“’ą“°ą“æą“•ąµą“•ą“²ąµą“‚ ą“Ŗąµ†ą“Æąµą“¤ąµ ą“¤ąµ€ą“°ą“¾ą“¤ą“æą“°ą“æą“•ąµą“•ą“Ÿąµą“Ÿąµ†
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*""*.*""*. * Good * "*. .*" "*.*" .*""*.*""*. * night * "*. .*" "*.*"

/),,/) /),,/) ( ':' )( ':' ) (,,)(,,) (,,)(,,) Good Night $ Sweet Dreams (((((n)))))@GOOD NIGHT G-go 2 bed O-off d light O-Out oftension D-drems cme N-nice sleep I-ignoresorrows G-get up H-hv a nice day T-tomorrow @>~|||~ Nighht" "cold =cold climate" "Hot =hot blanket" & A litle hrt =beat sayng.. vry =vry "good night"Khusi@. *""*.*""*. * Good * "*. .*" "*.*" .*""*.*""*. * night * "*. .*" "*.*" HAR night ME HUME YAD RAKHNA.@Cool air... Bright sun... Fresh flower... Singing birds.. All these waiting to see ur eyes open to say, Good Night
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SACHIN TENDULKARinodu

= = = = = = = = = Awesome Quote: "Love and trust are inseparable.. U cant have one without the other..." = = = = = = = = =@"Be talented in front of everyone!!" But "Always be a fool in front of your dear ones!!" It's a beautiful secret of love!! Gud MrG@AFTER EXAM SASI : Macha 4 bench gap undayirunittum engane copy adichada???... tintuMON : Thanks to VASAN EYE CARE..@Techer : innale Najn Eathu Vare Class Eduthu..? Tintumon : Ente ooham shariyanenkil... ..Bell Adikunnath Vare Eduthu kanum teacher!@Tintumon: aliya nursinu luv letter koduthappam oru abadam pattiyada. Frnd: enthada? Tintumon: i love u sister ennu ayi poyada.........@SACHIN TENDULKARinodu TINTUMON: "Entha Sachin 37 vayassaayille ippozhum Ingane kalichu nadannal mathiyo Oru (JOB) JOLI Yokke Vende ?!!!
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Love is hard and will always be

@I wanna be the only hand you need to hold on to!Please be my Valentine for life! @By folowng my heart I came 2 U,I nly 4got to tk somethng back wit me;My Thoughts @You`re in my thoughts and in my heart Wherever I may go;Just wanna say I Love U! @Its here..d day to celebr8 love,yes its Valentines day,u were n l always be mine @Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that is ME! @I cnt hear u,i cnt see u,i cnt hold u,but i really do miss u.L u b my Valentine? @You are always Valentine.Your loving face..No1 will ever take your place!Luv You @In melody divine, My heart it beats to rapturous love, I long to call you mine
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@I wanna be the only hand you need to hold on to!Please be my Valentine for life! @By folowng my heart I came 2 U,I nly 4got to tk somethng back wit me;My Thoughts @You`re in my thoughts and in my heart Wherever I may go;Just wanna say I Love U! @Its here..d day to celebr8 love,yes its Valentines day,u were n l always be mine @Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that is ME! @I cnt hear u,i cnt see u,i cnt hold u,but i really do miss u.L u b my Valentine? @You are always Valentine.Your loving face..No1 will ever take your place!Luv You @In melody divine, My heart it beats to rapturous love, I long to call you mine
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Love sms

@`Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds` @You don`t marry someone u can live wth-u marry d person who u cannot live wthout @A hundred hearts would be too few To carry all my love for you. @If i cld gve u onething in life,i wld give u my eyes thn nly u can c hw imp U r!
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@I wanna be the only hand you need to hold on to!Please be my Valentine for life! @By folowng my heart I came 2 U,I nly 4got to tk somethng back wit me;My Thoughts @You`re in my thoughts and in my heart Wherever I may go;Just wanna say I Love U! @Its here..d day to celebr8 love,yes its Valentines day,u were n l always be mine @Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that is ME! @I cnt hear u,i cnt see u,i cnt hold u,but i really do miss u.L u b my Valentine? @You are always Valentine.Your loving face..No1 will ever take your place!Luv You @In melody divine, My heart it beats to rapturous love, I long to call you mine @`Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds` @You don`t marry someone u can live wth-u marry d person who u cannot live wthout @A hundred hearts would be too few To carry all my love for you. @If i cld gve u onething in life,i wld give u my eyes thn nly u can c hw imp U r!
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Father teach tintumon to pass urine. step by step 1.open zib 2.take pp out 3.push back skin 4.pass urine 5.pull back skin 6.take pp in 7.close zib next day dad heard the numbers from the bathroom tintumon 1...2...3...5...3....53535353535353535353
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1] If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? Happy Valentines Day my Nuthin 2] You remain my world, happiness n joy.Always be my valentine.Happy Valentines Day 3] Its better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Happy V Day!
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1] If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? Happy Valentines Day my Nuthin 2] You remain my world, happiness n joy.Always be my valentine.Happy Valentines Day 3] Its better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Happy V Day!
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1] Why do I love you?cause U are and always have been my dream.Happy Valentine Day! 2] Te quiero mas que el amor - I love you more than love.Happy Valentines Day Love! 3] They say u fall in luv 1c,it cnt b true.Everytime I look @ U i fall in luv again
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1]The shortest word 4 me is I,d sweetest word 4 me is LOVE,bt d nly word 4 me is U 2]Tears in my eyes ....Tears for you ...Tears that realise how much I love U! 3] My love for U is a journey,startng @ 4ever n ending @ never!Happy Valentines Day
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Apology is a lovely perfume

1] An apology is the super glue of life. It can repair just about anything 2] Apology is a lovely perfume;it can turn d clumsiest moment in2 a gracious gift! 3] Wish I could turn back the time and make things right Please forgive me! 4] Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
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I`m sorry 2 say so but

1] I`m sorry 2 say so but,sadly its true that bang-ups n hang-ups can happen to U 2] I`m sorry 2 say so but,sadly its true that bang-ups n hang-ups can happen to U 3] The biterest tears shed ovr graves r 4 words left unsaid n 4 deeds left undone! 4] An apology is a good way to have the last word!! 5] Most truth r so naked tht ppl feel sorry 4 thm n cover thm up,@least a litle bit
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I`m sorry 2 say so but

1] I`m sorry 2 say so but,sadly its true that bang-ups n hang-ups can happen to U 2] I`m sorry 2 say so but,sadly its true that bang-ups n hang-ups can happen to U 3] The biterest tears shed ovr graves r 4 words left unsaid n 4 deeds left undone! 4] An apology is a good way to have the last word!! 5] Most truth r so naked tht ppl feel sorry 4 thm n cover thm up,@least a litle bit
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1] Luv is jst a word until some1 like U come n give it meaning. Happy Aniversry! 2] Love is wn each person is more concerned fr other dan for one`s self. I LUV U! 3] All my love for u is FREE! Wishing u a very happy ANNIVERSARY....! 4] 2 d butiful couple in all d land May ur anniversary b HapE n Grand HapE Anivrsry 5] hapi Anniversary! May ur marriage be blessed with love, joy and happiness 4ever
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Happy Aniversry!

1) D bonds of matrimony r like any other bonds - they mature slowly Happy Aniversry 2) A happy marriage is a long conversation dat alwaz seems 2 short Happy Aniversry! 3) True love stories never have endings... like our married life. Happy Aniversry! 4)A true lover always feels in debt 2 d 1 he loves. And I do feel Happy Aniversry! 5) We are a work in progress with a lifetime contract. Happy Anniversary!
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1) D bonds of matrimony r like any other bonds - they mature slowly Happy Aniversry 2) A happy marriage is a long conversation dat alwaz seems 2 short Happy Aniversry! 3) True love stories never have endings... like our married life. Happy Aniversry! 4)A true lover always feels in debt 2 d 1 he loves. And I do feel Happy Aniversry! 5) We are a work in progress with a lifetime contract. Happy Anniversary!
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1) D bonds of matrimony r like any other bonds - they mature slowly Happy Aniversry 2) A happy marriage is a long conversation dat alwaz seems 2 short Happy Aniversry! 3) True love stories never have endings... like our married life. Happy Aniversry! 4)A true lover always feels in debt 2 d 1 he loves. And I do feel Happy Aniversry! 5) We are a work in progress with a lifetime contract. Happy Anniversary!
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Nothing in dis world ever b as wonderful as d love U`ve given me Happy Aniversry

Anniversary! 1] Nothing in dis world ever b as wonderful as d love U`ve given me Happy Aniversry 2]On dis special occasion I want 2 remind u dat u r my evrythng n my love is true 3] On dis special occasion I want 2 remind dat u r my evrything. Happy Anniversary! 4] No feelin is mOr comfortin dan knowing my love is r8 next 2 me. Happy Aniversry! 5] May d luv u sare last ur lifetime thru as u make a wonderful pair HapE Aniversry
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If I know what love is, it is because of you. Thanks dear. Happy Anniversary!

aniversry sms 1) If I know what love is, it is because of you. Thanks dear. Happy Anniversary! 2) Love u shared ys ago is still as strong today as it was then. Happy Anniversary! 3) Love is sumthing eternal; d aspect may change, but not d essence Happy Aniversry 4) Our wedding was many yrs ago.D celebration continues 2 dis day. Happy Aniversry! 5) I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our Anniversary. I LOVE U!!!
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aniversry sms 1) If I know what love is, it is because of you. Thanks dear. Happy Anniversary! 2) Love u shared ys ago is still as strong today as it was then. Happy Anniversary! 3) Love is sumthing eternal; d aspect may change, but not d essence Happy Aniversry 4) Our wedding was many yrs ago.D celebration continues 2 dis day. Happy Aniversry! 5) I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our Anniversary. I LOVE U!!!
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Thank u my dear, For d yrs we share I know for sure dat we r a wonderful pair

1] Thank u my dear, For d yrs we share I know for sure dat we r a wonderful pair 2]Our aniversry is a tym 2 luk back @ gud tymz n a time 2 luk ahead 2 our dreams 3]Ur luv makes my days Happy n br8 In2 my world u brought pure del8 HapE Aniversry 4]We may not have it all together, but together we have it all. Happy Anniversary! 5]It`s not in2 my ear u whispered, bt in2 my heart. Happy anniversary I LUV U
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Health tips sms

1) 8 hrs sleep is optimal bt the earlier u go 2 bed, more rejuvenated u'll feel 2) For continuous work at computer, a work break of 5 to 10 min/hr is recommended 3) Just 3 body dehydration can cause a decrease in mental nphysical performance 4) Havin 3 small mealsn 2 snacks in the day keeps energy levels stable day long! 5) A room that is too warm causes the brain to slow down and induces tiredness
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Health tips sms

1) 8 hrs sleep is optimal bt the earlier u go 2 bed, more rejuvenated u'll feel 2) For continuous work at computer, a work break of 5 to 10 min/hr is recommended 3) Just 3 body dehydration can cause a decrease in mental nphysical performance 4) Havin 3 small mealsn 2 snacks in the day keeps energy levels stable day long! 5) A room that is too warm causes the brain to slow down and induces tiredness
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Health tips

1) Partying all night can leave ppl on a short-term high nlong-term exhaustion! 2) The commonest causes of tiredness are: anxiety, boredom and depression 3) Ppl takin brks in early afternoon perform btr 4 rest of day compared 2 others 4) A healthier balanced diet - a poor diet can be the main cause of fatigue! 5) Tiredness can occur when we do too much. Know your priorities n do them 5) Ppl eatin brkfast feel better mentallyn physically than those skipin brkfast!! 6) Eat at least servings of a fruit or veggie at every meal to stay fit. 7) A relaxed person has more energy levels n stamina than a stressed n tense one! 8) Meditation can recharge people`s batteries nstop tiredness from taking over 9) Get regular, good quality sleep to stop fatigue and overcome exhaustion 10) Sugary snacks give only short term energy leaving u feeling even more tired 11) Take big deep breaths to give yourself an immediate energy boost.
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Health tips

1) People who eat breakfast are less likely to overeat later in the day 2) The average adult's weight is made up of about two per cent calcium 3) If milk is removed frm d diet, it can lead 2 an inadequate intake of calcium 4) Avoid alcohol @ least for 5-6 hr b4 sleep,instead tke milk 4 a better sleep 5) If u start ur morning wid 10 min of exercise, u'll boost ur metabolism by 15 6) Drink 1.5-2 ltr of water a day 2 hydrate body,reduce fatigue n hlp brain wrk 7)For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness!
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1) Frredom in d Mind, Faith in d words Pride in our Souls Lets salute our Nation!! 2) Heres wishng our dreams of a new tomorrow come true for us NOW n ALWAYS!JAI HIND 3) 1000`s laid down their lives so tht our country breath this day!!Jai Hind! 4) 30states,1618languges,6400casts,6religion,29 major festivals-1 country!Jai Hind! 5) May you soar high in the realm of freedom. Happy Republic Day to all Indians! 6) Republic we go,2gthr we stand,lets take a pledge never 2 4get our land!Jai Hind!
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Republic we go,2gthr we stand,lets take a pledge never 2 4get our land!

1) Frredom in d Mind, Faith in d words Pride in our Souls Lets salute our Nation!! 2) Heres wishng our dreams of a new tomorrow come true for us NOW n ALWAYS!JAI HIND 3) 1000`s laid down their lives so tht our country breath this day!!Jai Hind! 4) 30states,1618languges,6400casts,6religion,29 major festivals-1 country!Jai Hind! 5) May you soar high in the realm of freedom. Happy Republic Day to all Indians! 6) Republic we go,2gthr we stand,lets take a pledge never 2 4get our land!Jai Hind!
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We have d freedom today bt it was not same in old days

1) Azad India k nalayak nojawano!utho aur sabko Happy Republic Day wish Karo!! 2) We have d freedom today bt it was not same in old days,lets stay united!Jai Hind 3) Here is wishng our nation peace,prosperity n prularism on d event of Repubic Day 4) Saare jahan se achaa..Hindustan hamara!! Happy republic Day!! 5) It is the love of country tht has lighted n that keeps glowing the holy.Jai Hind
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1) Azad India k nalayak nojawano!utho aur sabko Happy Republic Day wish Karo!! 2) We have d freedom today bt it was not same in old days,lets stay united!Jai Hind 3) Here is wishng our nation peace,prosperity n prularism on d event of Repubic Day 4) Saare jahan se achaa..Hindustan hamara!! Happy republic Day!! 5) It is the love of country tht has lighted n that keeps glowing the holy.Jai Hind
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Get togther,be the strength of the nation and help it reach g8r heights

1) Get togther,be the strength of the nation and help it reach g8r heights!Jai Hind 2) Independence a Precious gift of God. May We Always Remain Independent! 3) Jai Hind!! Happy Republic Day to one and all my dear Indians.Stay united always! 4) United we stand, divide we fall..stronger we grow higher we flow! Jai Hind!! 5) Take a stand against evil, corruption n terrorism 4 we belong to India!!Jai Hind
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I hope this Republic Day l add more colors 2 ur life

1) Let d spirit of Republic Day grow in us to make this a stronger nations.Jai hind 2) Our life is full of Colors I hope this Republic Day l add more colors 2 ur life! 3) `No nation is perfect, it needs to be made perfect!! Happy Republic Day!! 4) It is our duty 2 preserve ths Freedom! Carry this forward 2 the future!Jai Hind 5) Lets come 2gthr,be d cause 4 d unity, Mk it Beautiful day,Spurl d flag!Jai Hind!
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1) Let d spirit of Republic Day grow in us to make this a stronger nations.Jai hind 2) Our life is full of Colors I hope this Republic Day l add more colors 2 ur life! 3) `No nation is perfect, it needs to be made perfect!! Happy Republic Day!! 4) It is our duty 2 preserve ths Freedom! Carry this forward 2 the future!Jai Hind 5) Lets come 2gthr,be d cause 4 d unity, Mk it Beautiful day,Spurl d flag!Jai Hind!
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Lets take decision,2 value our nation, Shall not 4get those sacrifices

1) Tk d future in ur hands see it restng in ur palms its not 2 late 2 tk a stand! 2) Lets take a pledge 2 make d spirit of Republic day stronger n healthier.Jai Hind 3) Unity leads to strength,lets stand united and be the strength of the nation.! 4) Lets take decision,2 value our nation, Shall not 4get those sacrifices!Jai Hind! 5) Other might ve forgotten,never can i, The Flag of India furls very high Jai Hind
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1) Tk d future in ur hands see it restng in ur palms its not 2 late 2 tk a stand! 2) Lets take a pledge 2 make d spirit of Republic day stronger n healthier.Jai Hind 3) Unity leads to strength,lets stand united and be the strength of the nation.! 4) Lets take decision,2 value our nation, Shall not 4get those sacrifices!Jai Hind! 5) Other might ve forgotten,never can i, The Flag of India furls very high Jai Hind
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Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea

1. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea. 2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down. 3. There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live. 4. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile. 5 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero. 6. Rajinikanth can judge a book by it's cover. 7. Rajinikanth can drown a fish. 8. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. 9. Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs. 10. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door. 11. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes. 12. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it. 13. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards. 14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off. 15. Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain. 16. Rajinikanth can st...
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Never need to charge your cellphone

> Youā€™ll never need to charge your cellphone battery if you have enough Rajnikant jokes stored in your phone. /> > Rajnikant once saw Spiderman on a wall, took his newspaper out and swatted him. /> > Rajnikant asked bigg boss to come in confession room. /> > Rajnikant has a wax statue of Madame Tussauds in his house. /> > Rajnikant didnā€™t watch Inception. He planted the idea in Nolanā€™s head. /> > A 22 wheeler Tata truck once crashed on to RajniKant. Now it is called Tata Nano. /> > Rajnikant does not jumpā€¦ā€¦earth reduces its gravity 4 him 2 rise /> > Once there was a very foggy day in the south Indiaā€¦.. then finally it was discovered that Rajnikant was smoking that day ;) /> > Rajnikant knows victoriaā€™s secret. /> > Rough book used by Rajnikant in his school days is today known as Wikipedia ā€“ the encyclopedia. /> > Smallest c programā€¦ it does everything.. #include /> > May you have so much money ...
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Youā€™ll never need to charge your cellphone battery if you have enough Rajnikant jokes stored in your phone

> Youā€™ll never need to charge your cellphone battery if you have enough Rajnikant jokes stored in your phone. > Who is d fastest creature on earth?? The answer is Cheetah..I know what you would have thought..Rajnikant na > Rajnikant once saw Spiderman on a wall, took his newspaper out and swatted him. > Rajnikant asked bigg boss to come in confession room. > Rajnikant has a wax statue of Madame Tussauds in his house. > Rajnikant didnā€™t watch Inception. He planted the idea in Nolanā€™s head. > A 22 wheeler Tata truck once crashed on to RajniKant. Now it is called Tata Nano. > Rajnikant does not jumpā€¦ā€¦earth reduces its gravity 4 him 2 rise > Once there was a very foggy day in the south Indiaā€¦.. then finally it was discovered that Rajnikant was smoking that day > Rajnikant knows victoriaā€™s secret. > Rough book used by Rajnikant in his school days is today known as Wikipedia ā€“ the encyclopedia. > Smallest c programā€¦ it does everything.. #include...
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Rajnikant can finish mario without using the jump button.

*Rajnikant can finish mario without using the jump button. *Rajnikant doesnā€™t pay attention- attention pays him. *Rajnikant stared at the sun for hours..the sun then blinked *Rajinikanth once entered a race, he came first, second & third *Rajinikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced *The missing piece of Apple Inc. logo was officially eaten by Rajnikanth *Rajnikanth was shot today..Tomorrow is the bulletā€™s funeral
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*Rajnikant can finish mario without using the jump button. *Rajnikant doesnā€™t pay attention- attention pays him. *Rajnikant stared at the sun for hours..the sun then blinked *Rajinikanth once entered a race, he came first, second & third *Rajinikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced *The missing piece of Apple Inc. logo was officially eaten by Rajnikanth *Rajnikanth was shot today..Tomorrow is the bulletā€™s funeral
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When Rajni had surgery , anesthesia was given to d doctors

-When Rajni had surgery , anesthesia was given to d doctors -Rajni once entered a race, he came 1st, 2nd n 3rd -Death once had a ā€œnear-Rajniā€ experience -When Rajni does division, there are no remainders -Rajni doesnā€™t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin n d other nine faint -Jesus can walk on water but Rajni can swim through land -Rajni can finish mario bros without using the jump button -Rajni can remove the year 2012 from calender so that world doesnt end that year -Rajni had died 20 yrs ago.death hasnā€™t built up the courage to tell him yet -If Rajni was born 100 yrs ago,British wud have fought to get Independence -When God is shocked, He exclaims ā€œOh my Rajnikanth!ā€:-P
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Love

1) Words however special..cud nvr even start, to tell you all the love I have 4 U!! 2) All beautiful moments do not last long, except in our memory. 3) Since love grows within you, so beauty grows. For love is the beauty of d soul. 4)Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need you! 5) Once in awhile Right in D middle of n ordinary life, Love gives us a fairy tale.
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Wish u a many many happy returns of da day

1) Wishing u all the fun and excitement that only birthdays can bring, Happy B'day! 2) A new morning, new day, new gifts...hope ur life fill with new joys Happy B'day! 3) Wish u a many many happy returns of da day, may god bless u w health and wealth 4) Moon smiling for U Trees dancing for U Birds singing for U To wish U Happy B'day
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Birthday sms collection

1) I`m so glad u were born,bcause u brightn my life n fill it with joy.Happy Budday 2) A prayer 2 bless ur way, a cheer 2 perfect ur day, a text 2 say Happy Birthday! 3) May u have al da joy ur heart can hold all da smiles a day can bring Happy B'day 4) Wishing u a B'day as colorful as Rainbow with lots of surprises hopping ur way! 5) Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy B'day my dear!
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Birthday sms

1) =>Its just another day, but this 1 is da best of da year! Happy Birthday My Dear 2) =>May this B'day be just the beginning of a year filled with wonderful moments 3) =>Birthdays r 4 fun Enjoy a sticky bun I`m glad u r my mate Hope ur B'day is great 4) =>Happy Birthday 2 U,U live in a zoo,U smell like a monkey n U look like 1 too! 5) =>Sending birthday blessings Wishing sweetest things happen Right before ur eyes!
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Happy B'day! Sms

1)A B'day is a million moments, each holding a promise of ur dreams, Happy B'day! 2)Birthdays are nature`s way of telling us to eat more cake. 3)A birthday is jst d 1 day of anothr 365dayz journey arond d sun.So enjoy d trip 4)Wish ur happiness be as wonderful as happiness u have given me, Happy Birthday! 5)Serious Problem No Sugar, God used all sugar to make u so sweet. Happy B'day!
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If I Could Die Early

If I Could Die Early I would Ask God.. If I Could Be Your Guardian Angel, So I Could Wrap My Wings Around You And Embrace You Whenever You Feel Alone... It Is Hard To Talk When You Are In Love Because When I Look Into Your Beautiful Eyes I Get My Breath Taken Away!
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Happy Birthday sms

1)            A Prayer To Bless Your Way,                A Wish To Lighten Your Moments,                A Cheer To Perfect Your Day,                A Text To Say Happy Birthday! 2)  A Smile Is A curve That Sets Everything Straight And Wipes Wrinkle Away, Hope You Share A Lot. And Recieve A Lot In Days To Come. Happy Birthday!!Happy Birthday!!!   (3)    I Wish You A Lot Of Happiness! Stay Such A Lovely Creature As You Have Been Growing Since Your Last Birthday And Never Say Die!!!
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X-mas SMS

In this X-mas, In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true, At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses, then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U! Happy Merry Christmas Faiz
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Happy Merry Christmas SMS

In this X-mas,In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!Happy Merry ChristmasFaiz.
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"ĪØĪžLCĪ©MĪž sms

"ĪØĪžLCĪ©MĪž THĪž NĪžĪØ MĪ©RNING ĪØITH Ī” SMILĪž Ī©N YĪ©UR FĪ”CĪž_ LĪ©VĪž IN YĪ©UR HĪžĪ”RT & GĪ©Ī©D THĪ©UGHTS IN YĪ©UR MIND_ Ī”ND U ĪØILL HĪ”VĪž Ī” ĪØĪ©NDĪžRFUL DĪ”Y_!!
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Malayalam exam jocks

Exam kazinju 3 peg adicha shesham tintumon. " kadalolam padikan und...Ennalo oru bucketolam mathrame examinu chodikku... Athilo oru glas$ olam mathrame ezuthu..Ennitum mark varunnathu co-operation pipe le thulli vellam poley.... Maduthu....eee...." Vidhyarti jeevitham"
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Malayalam exam jocks

Exam kazinju 3 peg adicha shesham tintumon. " kadalolam padikan und...Ennalo oru bucketolam mathrame examinu chodikku... Athilo oru glas$ olam mathrame ezuthu..Ennitum mark varunnathu co-operation pipe le thulli vellam poley.... Maduthu....eee...." Vidhyarti jeevitham"
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Malayalam sms

Ee Nimisham Namukkoru Vagdanam Nadatham. Nammal Ennennum Friends Aayirikkum. Ennum Nammal E Relation Nilanirthanam. Oru Job Kittiyalum, Marriage Kazhinjalum nammude frndship nammude jeevitavasaanam vare undakanam.e vagdaanam nirvettaan thayaranenkil ne e msg ninte dearest frndsinu send cheyyanam.njan ninte Dear Friend Anenkil Enikkum Send Cheyyanam. Ethra SMS Ninak Kittumennu Nokkam. Ethra Friendsinu Ninne Venam Ennu Manassilakum! "I PROMISE YOU"
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Malayalam sms

Ee Nimisham Namukkoru Vagdanam Nadatham. Nammal Ennennum Friends Aayirikkum. Ennum Nammal E Relation Nilanirthanam. Oru Job Kittiyalum, Marriage Kazhinjalum nammude frndship nammude jeevitavasaanam vare undakanam.e vagdaanam nirvettaan thayaranenkil ne e msg ninte dearest frndsinu send cheyyanam.njan ninte Dear Friend Anenkil Enikkum Send Cheyyanam. Ethra SMS Ninak Kittumennu Nokkam. Ethra Friendsinu Ninne Venam Ennu Manassilakum! "I PROMISE YOU"
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secrets of success

The 7 secrets of success, 1. Roof said: Aim high, 2. Fan said: Be cool, 3. Clock said: Every min is precious, 4. Mirror said: Reflect before u act, 5. Window said: See the world, 6. Calender said: Be up 2date, 7. Door said: Push hard to achieve ur goals. Better luck... Have a nice day . .
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Gud morning short sms

1}A day may *t or Nd wtout a sms from me, bt it won`t *t or Nd wtout thinking of u 2}Start ur day with a lot of SEX S-mile E-nergy X-citement. Make SEX a daily habit 3}Its time 4 ur bed 2 sleep so get up n give it a chance 2 take rest!Gud Morning!! 4}D sun has 1c brought brightnes 2 earth! lazy bone it`s time 2 wake up gd m`ning! 5}The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it`s time 2 wake up!! 6}May u smile like sunny rays n leave ur worries at the blue blue bay Good Morning 7}Smile! Because you ve just received a text message from someone hoping u r fine! 8}It makes me so happy, this is wat i`m gonna do Send Gud Morning sms r8 back to u
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Gud night short sms

=> May your pockets be heavy n ur heart be light. May good luck pursue you!gud day! => Arise, smile, look up n whisper a little prayer `Lord, this day to you I offer` =>. ` 12 ` . 9 __/ 3 ` . 6 . ` Time will alwayz fly, but my FEELINGS 4 u l nvr die =>A night hug warms d heart,a nyt kiss brightns d day, n a gd mning 2 start ur day =>The txts u snd me nite n day lyk jewels in my hart dey stay..so wishng u Gud Day =>Say c u later to dream n open ur eyes n take blesses of sun 2 achieve dream. GM =>Wakeup Receive my simple gift of GD MORNING wrapped wt sincerity n tied wt care =>Eat breakfast, drink plenty of water, take vitamin C, and text me 3 times a day =>The sun has once brought brightness 2 earth! lazy bone.its time 2 wake up gd day =>Wishing u G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night!
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Short good morning sms

1)A night hug warms d heart,night kis brghtns d day,n a gd morning 2 start ur day! 2)`It ain`t as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.`Gud Morning! 3)Arise, smile, look up n whisper a little prayer `Lord, this day to you I offer` 4)Arise, smile, look up n whisper a little prayer `Lord, this day to you I offer` 5)The sun has once brought brightness 2 earth! lazy bone.its time 2 wake up gd day
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Short good morning sms

1)A night hug warms d heart,night kis brghtns d day,n a gd morning 2 start ur day! 2)`It ain`t as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning.`Gud Morning! 3)Arise, smile, look up n whisper a little prayer `Lord, this day to you I offer` 4)Arise, smile, look up n whisper a little prayer `Lord, this day to you I offer` 5)The sun has once brought brightness 2 earth! lazy bone.its time 2 wake up gd day
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Friend ship mobile sms

Ļ‰Ń” Ī±ŃŃ” ŠøĻƒŃ‚ Ļƒf sĪ±Š¼Ń” Š²lĻƒĻƒĆ° Ļ‰Ń” Ī±ŃŃ” Š²ĻƒŃŠø & gяĻƒĻ‰Šø Ā”Šø Ć°Ā”ffєяєŠøт ĻlĪ±Ā¢Ń”s,Ļ‰Ń” Š½Ī±Ī½Ń” ƐĀ”ffєяєŠøт тĪ±sтєs Ī±ŠøĆ° LĀ”fєsŃ‚Ć½lєs Š²Ļ…Ń‚ sтĀ”ll ĻƒĻ…я Š½Ń”Ī±ŃŃ‚s Ī±ŃŃ” Ā¢ĻƒŠøŠøєĀ¢Ń‚єư Ļ‰Ā”тŠ½ Ī± sĀ”Šøglє Š¼Ī¹ŃĪ±Ā¢Ļ…lĻƒĻ…s fєєlĀ”Šøg Ā¢Ī±llєư ā™„ā™„fяĀ”єŠøĆ°shipā™„ā™„
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THRILING mobile sms

Thriling family story........ Mom, Dad n Son.. Boy saw gal, lovd her. Luckly she cums opp his house, he proposes her Love goes smoothly, Dad saw son wit gal -INTRVL- Dad: who's tht gal...? Son: I Love dat gal & i wil marry her... Dad is shocked...!! Climax Dad: imposible, she's ur sister, u cnt marry her... Son shocked...!! (TWIST IN STORY) Mom: dnt wory son, i'l arange ur marrage, u r nt his Son... Nw Dad shocked...!!:- THE END..
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Malayalam mobile sms

NOT A JOKE.. Health Tips: German Medical Association Says, Sighting or watching Young People of Opposite Gender for 10mins a day reduces Hypertension and Cardiac problems, and it equals 30 mins time spent in de Gym. So vayanottam thudaruka! Pass dis useful information 2 Ur vaynokki Frnds too!
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Tintumon sms

Tintumon thante schoolil puthuthayi vanna penkuttiyodu: Entha peru..? Penkutti deshyathode: Enthina ariyunne, ivide ellarum enne 'pengale' enna vilikunne, mathiyo? Tin2:Wow great! Penkutti: entha ithilithra santhoshikaan? Tin2: Enne ivide ellarum aliya enna vilikunne!!
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English sms collection

1>Unxpected Results & Problems are part of life. Never loose hope in any condition, Bcoz darkness of night alwys finishes with light of d day. 2>Define ''FRIENDS''?? "For Every Idiot There iS An Equal And Opposite Idiot..!! They Are Called Friends..." Just Like U n ME.. 3>Never think hard about past,it brings "TEARS". Don't think more about future,it brings "FEARS". Live this moment with a smile,it brings "CHEERS". Good night 4>"All Beautiful Things Start Frm heart" "All Bad thing start frm Mind" Never let the mind rule ur heart.! let the heart rule ur life. Gud ni8 5>Wen v see our beloved one aftr a long gap, v want to share many things, But smile & silence r the 1st one we share. Thats the real affection
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Take care sms

GOOD MORNING A MESSAGE 2 START U'r DAY, A PRAYER 2 BLESS U'r WAY, A CHEER 2 PERFECT Ur DAY A MOMENT 2 SAY TAKE CARE & HAV A LOVELY DAY@The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care N miss you.
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