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A woman went to see doctor with inflamed knees.

A woman went to see  doctor with inflamed knees. Doctor:Can you think of any reason why the might hurt? Woman:My husband and me are making love ten times a week and we always do it in doggy style. Doctor:Do you know there are other positions as well, Woman:”Yes,” ……………….not if you want to watch TV as well.
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The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze." "The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria: "Jor huzban he say so." Wife: "Oh yeah?" Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you." Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" Maria: "Jor hozban did." Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?" Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sexx than you in the bed." Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth. Wife: "And did my husband say that as well?" Maria: "No Señora....the gardener did." Wife: "So, how much do you want?"
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Sms for friends

My friends are the most stupid people of the world.... Idiots..!!! catch my sadness:- even if i'm smiling.... Silly...!!! sometimes don't even give time to me,, Devils:->....!!! tease me till it gets onto my nerves,,, Sometimes fools...!! have fun without me and dont even care to miss,,, But still i love each scoundrel buddy of mine... Coz Life is Hell without them:-( and hell is heaven if we are together:-..!
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Wish u a many many happy returns of da day

1) Wishing u all the fun and excitement that only birthdays can bring, Happy B'day! 2) A new morning, new day, new gifts...hope ur life fill with new joys Happy B'day! 3) Wish u a many many happy returns of da day, may god bless u w health and wealth 4) Moon smiling for U Trees dancing for U Birds singing for U To wish U Happy B'day
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