NEW MOBILE SMS COLLECTION

Wife says 2 husband: W:Come help with the garden. Husband:What do u think I am?a gardener? W:Come fix the toilet faucet. H:What do u think I am?a plumber? W:Come fix the door handle. H:What do u think I am?a carpenter? The husband went out....but when he came back,he saw that everything is fixed...the garden...toilet faucet...& the door handle. He asked his wife who had done it? The wife said its the neighbour's son,but he gave me 2 options... Either to make him a hamburger or have sex with him... Husband:I'm sure,u gave him a hamburger!! Wife:What do u think I am??

In A School Function, An L.K.G. Boy Started Closing His Ears With Both Hands When A Girl Was About To Start Her Speech... Others Asked Him Why Are You Closing Your Ears? He Replied:Dude,She Is My GF.. 'n She Is Gonna Start Her Speech With "My Dear,Brothers 'n Sisters"..! :)

In a Bar, a man attended a phone-call:  Hello! Yes Honey. Wife: Darling, I'am in a shopping mall. Shall I buy Jewellery worth Rs. 1 LAKH? Man: Sure Honey. Wife: 1 Silk-Saree worth Rs. 20000 dear, shall I? Man: One saree not enough honey, take 1 more. Wife: Ok dear, I have your credit-card. Shall I use now? Man: Sure, with pleasure. All friends asked him after he put down his mobile: U love ur wife dis much? Man: "EXCUSE ME, WHO's MOBILE IS THIS"?.