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once Rajnikanth was playing cricket in Monsoon. . . . . . rain stopped due to play ; read again if u hv not understood.

1O,OOO Yrs Ago Rajnikanth's GF Died. He CRIED a LOT & Today . . Still 71% of the earth's surface is covered wid water!

Once upon a time rajnikanth used tooth powder 2 get strong teeth . . . . . 2day that powder is known as ! ! AMBUJA CEMENT......!!!!!

1. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea. 2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down. 3. There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajinikanth allowed to live. 4. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile. 5 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero. 6. Rajinikanth can judge a book by it's cover. 7. Rajinikanth can drown a fish. 8. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. 9. Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs. 10. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door. 11. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes. 12. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it. 13. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards. 14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off. 15. Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain. 16. Rajinikanth can st...

> You’ll never need to charge your cellphone battery if you have enough Rajnikant jokes stored in your phone. /> > Rajnikant once saw Spiderman on a wall, took his newspaper out and swatted him. /> > Rajnikant asked bigg boss to come in confession room. /> > Rajnikant has a wax statue of Madame Tussauds in his house. /> > Rajnikant didn’t watch Inception. He planted the idea in Nolan’s head. /> > A 22 wheeler Tata truck once crashed on to RajniKant. Now it is called Tata Nano. /> > Rajnikant does not jump……earth reduces its gravity 4 him 2 rise /> > Once there was a very foggy day in the south India….. then finally it was discovered that Rajnikant was smoking that day ;) /> > Rajnikant knows victoria’s secret. /> > Rough book used by Rajnikant in his school days is today known as Wikipedia – the encyclopedia. /> > Smallest c program… it does everything.. #include /> > May you have so much money ...

> You’ll never need to charge your cellphone battery if you have enough Rajnikant jokes stored in your phone. > Who is d fastest creature on earth?? The answer is Cheetah..I know what you would have thought..Rajnikant na > Rajnikant once saw Spiderman on a wall, took his newspaper out and swatted him. > Rajnikant asked bigg boss to come in confession room. > Rajnikant has a wax statue of Madame Tussauds in his house. > Rajnikant didn’t watch Inception. He planted the idea in Nolan’s head. > A 22 wheeler Tata truck once crashed on to RajniKant. Now it is called Tata Nano. > Rajnikant does not jump……earth reduces its gravity 4 him 2 rise > Once there was a very foggy day in the south India….. then finally it was discovered that Rajnikant was smoking that day > Rajnikant knows victoria’s secret. > Rough book used by Rajnikant in his school days is today known as Wikipedia – the encyclopedia. > Smallest c program… it does everything.. #include...

*Rajnikant can finish mario without using the jump button. *Rajnikant doesn’t pay attention- attention pays him. *Rajnikant stared at the sun for hours..the sun then blinked *Rajinikanth once entered a race, he came first, second & third *Rajinikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced *The missing piece of Apple Inc. logo was officially eaten by Rajnikanth *Rajnikanth was shot today..Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral

-When Rajni had surgery , anesthesia was given to d doctors -Rajni once entered a race, he came 1st, 2nd n 3rd -Death once had a “near-Rajni” experience -When Rajni does division, there are no remainders -Rajni doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin n d other nine faint -Jesus can walk on water but Rajni can swim through land -Rajni can finish mario bros without using the jump button -Rajni can remove the year 2012 from calender so that world doesnt end that year -Rajni had died 20 yrs ago.death hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet -If Rajni was born 100 yrs ago,British wud have fought to get Independence -When God is shocked, He exclaims “Oh my Rajnikanth!”:-P

An e-mail was sent from Bangalore to Mumbai... Rajnikanth Stopped it in Pune...!:-D;-):-D:-*!....:)