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JUDGE: Order,Order Tintu: 2 Dosa. 3 idly. And 1 Cold drink. JUDGE: Shut up. Tintu: No No its not shut up its Seven up.

Science Exam'nu '0' Mark Kittiya Tintumo'nodu Achan: Enthu Patti? Tintu: Shaasthram Jayichu, Manushyan Thottu..!!!

Wife: Ningal MaranaVeetil Chennittentha Pettenn Ponnath? Tintumon: Oh.! Avene nokkunnad Kandittu Chirichath Polumila.

(Tintu in college) senior: Nee kalyanam kazichal ninte wifne njan kis cheyyum. Tintumon: OK.Njan ninte sistre kalyanam kazikkam..!

(Tintu in college) senior: Nee kalyanam kazichal ninte wifne njan kis cheyyum. Tintumon: OK.Njan ninte sistre kalyanam kazikkam..!

Dundu: What is a girl friend TINTU: Addition of problems,subtraction of money,multiplication of enemies division of friends HAVE A NICE DAY

(Tintu in college) senior: Nee kalyanam kazichal ninte wifne njan kis cheyyum. Tintumon: OK.Njan ninte sistre kalyanam kazikkam..!@:Pprincipal: I Tried 2 Cal U, It Said SwitchdOff! . tintu: ''Ya.Its My CALLERTUNE" . Prncipal Shocks! tintu Rocks! -@TINTUMON_ROCKS "Ningalk enne kollaam, pakshe tholpikanavilla". -CHEGUVARA "Ningalk enne padippikaam, pakshe jayipikanavilla". -TINTU MON@Dundu: What is a girl friend TINTU: Addition of problems,subtraction of money,multiplication of enemies division of friends HAVE A NICE DAY@Alcohol is not the answ 4 all questions Swami Vivekanandan. "But if u dnt get the answr,it will help u 2forget the question Swami tintumon.

In English exam der was an essay questn "What is laziness...?" Tintumon left 3 pages blank & wrote... "THIS IS LAZINESS..!!"

(Tintu in college) senior: Nee kalyanam kazichal ninte wifne njan kis cheyyum. Tintumon: OK.Njan ninte sistre kalyanam kazikkam..!@:Pprincipal: I Tried 2 Cal U, It Said SwitchdOff! . tintu: ''Ya.Its My CALLERTUNE" . Prncipal Shocks! tintu Rocks! -@TINTUMON_ROCKS "Ningalk enne kollaam, pakshe tholpikanavilla". -CHEGUVARA "Ningalk enne padippikaam, pakshe jayipikanavilla". -TINTU MON@Dundu: What is a girl friend TINTU: Addition of problems,subtraction of money,multiplication of enemies division of friends HAVE A NICE DAY@Alcohol is not the answ 4 all questions Swami Vivekanandan. "But if u dnt get the answr,it will help u 2forget the question Swami tintumon.@In English exam der was an essay questn "What is laziness...?" Tintumon left 3 pages blank & wrote... "THIS IS LAZINESS..!!"@Exam paperumayi Tchr:Tintumonara Tin2:Njana Tchr:Tintumonara Tin2:evarku cheviyum kekkile, njana Tchr:da ninte mark aa...

Techer : innale Najn Eathu Vare Class Eduthu..? Tintumon : Ente ooham shariyanenkil... ..Bell Adikunnath Vare Eduthu kanum teacher!

Tintumon: aliya nursinu luv letter koduthappam oru abadam pattiyada. Frnd: enthada? Tintumon: i love u sister ennu ayi poyada.........

Tintumon: aliya nursinu luv letter koduthappam oru abadam pattiyada. Frnd: enthada? Tintumon: i love u sister ennu ayi poyada.........

Father teach tintumon to pass urine. step by step 1.open zib 2.take pp out 3.push back skin 4.pass urine 5.pull back skin 6.take pp in 7.close zib next day dad heard the numbers from the bathroom tintumon 1...2...3...5...3....53535353535353535353

Father teach tintumon to pass urine. step by step 1.open zib 2.take pp out 3.push back skin 4.pass urine 5.pull back skin 6.take pp in 7.close zib next day dad heard the numbers from the bathroom tintumon 1...2...3...5...3....53535353535353535353