NEW MOBILE SMS COLLECTION

In A School Function, An L.K.G. Boy Started Closing His Ears With Both Hands When A Girl Was About To Start Her Speech... Others Asked Him Why Are You Closing Your Ears? He Replied:Dude,She Is My GF.. 'n She Is Gonna Start Her Speech With "My Dear,Brothers 'n Sisters"..! :)

In a Bar, a man attended a phone-call:  Hello! Yes Honey. Wife: Darling, I'am in a shopping mall. Shall I buy Jewellery worth Rs. 1 LAKH? Man: Sure Honey. Wife: 1 Silk-Saree worth Rs. 20000 dear, shall I? Man: One saree not enough honey, take 1 more. Wife: Ok dear, I have your credit-card. Shall I use now? Man: Sure, with pleasure. All friends asked him after he put down his mobile: U love ur wife dis much? Man: "EXCUSE ME, WHO's MOBILE IS THIS"?.