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A man's wife was dying

A man's wife was dying. He was sitting by her bedside and holding her hand, and then in a tired voice she said, "There's something I must confess before I die." "No, there's nothing to confess," the husband murmured. "Please. I need to tell you . . . I had sex with your best friend and your brother and then your brother's best friend and your father." "I know, honey," the husband said. "That's why I poisoned you. Now just shut your eyes already!"
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Once a boy went to the store. He'd had speaking problems all his life, so the things he said didn't always turn out right.

He went to the bakery first. He went up to the baker and said, "Can I have a bum?" "You mean a bun?" the baker asked. "Yes, a bum." The boy took the bun and left. He went to the hardware store next. He went up to the salesperson and said, "Can I have a fuckit?" "You mean a bucket?" the salesperson asked. "Yes, a fuckit." The boy took the bucket and left. Then he went to the pet store. He went up to the pet store owner and said, "Can I have a cockinspankit?" "You mean a cocker spaniel?" the pet store owner asked. "Yes, a cockinspankit." He took the cocker spaniel and left. But then his cocker spaniel ran away. The boy went up to a policeman and said, "Please, sir, can you hold my bum and fuckit so I can grab my cockinspankit?"
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At 1, he wud hav lost his sleep to take care of u

At 1, he wud hav lost his sleep to take care of u. When u are 10, he wud have lost his favourate cnditionr 2 hv ur skool fees. At 18, he wud hav lost al his savings 2 give u graduation. At ur 22, he wud hav lost his respect 2 gt u a job. To keep u rich, he wud hv nt evn purchasd clothes for hmself. To make u lead a luxurious lyf he wud hav nt evn takn care of his health. He is d 1 who sheds his prsnl interests fr ur prosperous lyf. Salute ur DAD for his sacrifice. n pass IF U FEEL DOING IT. Itna socho mat ye mobile me jo msg crd h na ye b unki kripa hai.. Pass this msg as much as u luv ur dad as i did..
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