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Tin2mon's dad: "Look Tintu, a thief hs entered our kitchn & he is eatin d cake i made" Tin2mon: "whom shud i call nw, Police or Ambulance?

Tin2mon's dad: "Look Tintu, a thief hs entered our kitchn & he is eatin d cake i made" Tin2mon: "whom shud i call nw, Police or Ambulance?

Tintu mon's 4th law of motion (Newton died by hearing this law) "If u run around a tree 100km/sec, u can see ur own back..":-

Achan: pandokke 10 roopayum kond ee kadayil kayariyal veetilekk ullathokke kitumayirunu Tintu:ippo ath nadakilla, chutilum camera vechitund

TintuMon: doctor njan ethra vellamadichalum fittakunnilla Doctor: daa.. nee ippo full fitta njan doctralla ninte achanada....@Dundumol: Entte muthashi parayuva namude purvikar kuranganmar aanennu... Tintumon: Athoke ningade kudamba karyam, Njanenthu parayana.. --@Tintu mon's 4th law of motion (Newton died by hearing this law) "If u run around a tree 100km/sec, u can see ur own back..":-@Achan: pandokke 10 roopayum kond ee kadayil kayariyal veetilekk ullathokke kitumayirunu Tintu:ippo ath nadakilla, chutilum camera vechitund

I luv 2 walk in the rain bcoz at that time nobody can see my tears-Charlie Chaplin I Luv Walkng In FOG Bcz No 1 Can Detect I'm SMOKING-Tintu

I luv 2 walk in the rain bcoz at that time nobody can see my tears-Charlie Chaplin I Luv Walkng In FOG Bcz No 1 Can Detect I'm SMOKING-Tintu

JUDGE: Order,Order Tintu: 2 Dosa. 3 idly. And 1 Cold drink. JUDGE: Shut up. Tintu: No No its not shut up its Seven up.

tintu: Amma Njan Janikkunnathinu Munbe Enne Kanditundo.? Amma:illa. tintu: Appol Njan Janichadhinu Shesham Ammaku Engane Enne Manasilayi

tintu: Amma Njan Janikkunnathinu Munbe Enne Kanditundo.? Amma:illa. tintu: Appol Njan Janichadhinu Shesham Ammaku Engane Enne Manasilayi

Tintu started a colege bt students were confused while taking admission bcoz d name of d colge was "TINTU MEDICAL COLLEGE OF ENGINEERING"

Tintu n wif @ Theatere Wif:Purakil irikkunnavan ene thondunu Tintu:Nee thirinju noku wyf:Enthina? Tintu:montha kandal pinne avan thondilla

................ Teacher: What is MATHS? Tintumon: Mental Attack To Healthy Students!

Dundu: What is a girl friend TINTU: Addition of problems,subtraction of money,multiplication of enemies division of friends HAVE A NICE DAY

(Tintu in college) senior: Nee kalyanam kazichal ninte wifne njan kis cheyyum. Tintumon: OK.Njan ninte sistre kalyanam kazikkam..!@:Pprincipal: I Tried 2 Cal U, It Said SwitchdOff! . tintu: ''Ya.Its My CALLERTUNE" . Prncipal Shocks! tintu Rocks! -@TINTUMON_ROCKS "Ningalk enne kollaam, pakshe tholpikanavilla". -CHEGUVARA "Ningalk enne padippikaam, pakshe jayipikanavilla". -TINTU MON@Dundu: What is a girl friend TINTU: Addition of problems,subtraction of money,multiplication of enemies division of friends HAVE A NICE DAY@Alcohol is not the answ 4 all questions Swami Vivekanandan. "But if u dnt get the answr,it will help u 2forget the question Swami tintumon.

In English exam der was an essay questn "What is laziness...?" Tintumon left 3 pages blank & wrote... "THIS IS LAZINESS..!!"

(Tintu in college) senior: Nee kalyanam kazichal ninte wifne njan kis cheyyum. Tintumon: OK.Njan ninte sistre kalyanam kazikkam..!@:Pprincipal: I Tried 2 Cal U, It Said SwitchdOff! . tintu: ''Ya.Its My CALLERTUNE" . Prncipal Shocks! tintu Rocks! -@TINTUMON_ROCKS "Ningalk enne kollaam, pakshe tholpikanavilla". -CHEGUVARA "Ningalk enne padippikaam, pakshe jayipikanavilla". -TINTU MON@Dundu: What is a girl friend TINTU: Addition of problems,subtraction of money,multiplication of enemies division of friends HAVE A NICE DAY@Alcohol is not the answ 4 all questions Swami Vivekanandan. "But if u dnt get the answr,it will help u 2forget the question Swami tintumon.@In English exam der was an essay questn "What is laziness...?" Tintumon left 3 pages blank & wrote... "THIS IS LAZINESS..!!"@Exam paperumayi Tchr:Tintumonara Tin2:Njana Tchr:Tintumonara Tin2:evarku cheviyum kekkile, njana Tchr:da ninte mark aa...

"Kallan" ennu peru veezunna poleyaa schoolil "Padipist" enna peru veezhunnathu... Thechalum, maychalum pokilla... Nammal sookshichaal namukku kollam.. Enikku athraye parayaanullu Tintumon said to dundumon when dundu got first rank in UKG B

"I love to walk in rain because nobody can see my tears" - Charlie Chaplin "I love walking in FOG, because no one can find that I'm "SMOKING" - "I love to walk in rain because nobody can see my tears" - Charlie Chaplin "I love walking in FOG, because no one can find that I'm "SMOKING" - TINTUMON

College Ragging: - Tintumon: Cheta, pls upadravikkalle !! Sasikuttan : HaHa Chetano! Ingane Oru aniyanulla karyam ente Dad paranjittillallo!!!! Tintumon: Ente Achan paranjitundu!!!!