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here are 2 girls in heaven  first girl: how did you die  2nd girl: well i froze everything waz really cold but then it got warm how did u die  first girl: well i was sure my husband was cheetin on me so i came home early from work one day and he was sittin on they coach watchin t.v. but i was so sure i ran around the house and checked inb closets and underbeds. then i had a heartattack  2nd girl : well if you would have looked in the freezer we both would have been alive!!!! There are two grandma's sitting on the front porch. They both pull out a cigarette and it begins to rain. One grandma pulls out a condom and sticks it on the end of her cigarette. The other asks were she could get one. The first grandma said any convenient store. so the next day the second grandma goes to the store and asks the clerk for a condom and he asks what size, she replies " big enough to fit a camel". the guy faints

lovers went 2 film, a mosquito enters in girl's skirt..Guess where it bites?Naughty mind always thinking badIt bites on BOY'S HAND.. A famous sex therapist was once asked: "Doctor, why do men always want to marry a VIRGIN"?  Sex Therapist: "TO AVOID CRITICISM AND COMPARISON.." AIDS AWARENESS:"Try different positions with d same woman instead of same position with different women.

2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said "Na my wife is better." 2nd went in and came out n said "U R right ur wife is much better."