NEW MOBILE SMS COLLECTION

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$90,000." ; MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'l...

Once a DOCTOR and an PROGRAMMER entered a chocolate store.. As they were busy looking around, doctor stole 3 chocolate bars... As they left the store, doctor said to PROGRAMMER : "Man! I'm the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me. You can't beat that" Programmer replied: "You wanna see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing" So they went to the counter and Programmer said to the Shop boy: "Do you wanna see magic..?" The Shop boy replied: "Yes..!!!" Programmer said: "Give me one chocolate bar!" The shop boy gave him one, and he ate it... He asked for the second, and he ate that as well.. He asked for the third, and finished that one too... The shop boy asked: "But where's the magic..?" . . . . Prgrammer replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find them..!!"