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Wife says 2 husband: W:Come help with the garden. Husband:What do u think I am?a gardener? W:Come fix the toilet faucet. H:What do u think I am?a plumber? W:Come fix the door handle. H:What do u think I am?a carpenter? The husband went out....but when he came back,he saw that everything is fixed...the garden...toilet faucet...& the door handle. He asked his wife who had done it? The wife said its the neighbour's son,but he gave me 2 options... Either to make him a hamburger or have sex with him... Husband:I'm sure,u gave him a hamburger!! Wife:What do u think I am??

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