NEW MOBILE SMS COLLECTION

1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teach or practice kung fu. . 2. More than 50% of the US population are FBI/CIA agents, maybe working undercover. . 3. If a man has survived a mishap with a lady, then he is entitled to a kiss, no matter if he met the lady only that day. . 4. The purpose of school system in USA is to promote basketball. . 5. Aliens have a special interest in attacking US