A woman was reading a newspaper when she heard a knock on the door. She opened it and saw a homeless guy standing there. He asked if he could spend a night or two there, and the woman said he could, as long as he didn't mess anything up. That night, the hobo looked around for something he could use as a blanket, and then he saw a clothesline outside the barn. He pulled a skirt off the clothesline and was about to head inside the barn when the woman ran outside. "Don't take my skirt in the barn!" she yelled. The hobo muttered an apology and put the skirt back. He was trying to fall asleep but a donkey kept wandering into the barn and bothering him. He wanted it to go away so he slapped the donkey. The woman ran back outside. "Don't slap my poor donkey! And don't do anything else like this either!" He apologized and tried to go to sleep after that. Then a cat walked into the barn and tried to curl up on his lap. It was a sweet cat, but he was allergic...
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