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A woman went to see doctor with inflamed knees.

A woman went to see  doctor with inflamed knees.
Doctor:Can you think of any reason why the might hurt?
Woman:My husband and me are making love ten times a week and we always do it in doggy style.
Doctor:Do you know there are other positions as well,
Woman:”Yes,” ……………….not if you want to watch TV as well.

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