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One day, the teacher called on her while she was taking a nap. "April, who created the universe?"


One day, the teacher called on her while she was taking a nap. "April, who created the universe?"
When she didn't stir, Little Johnny, who sat behind her, jabbed her in the rear with a pin.
"Oh God!!" she yelled.
"Correct, April!" said the teacher.

Later, the teacher called on her again. "Now, April, who is our Lord and Savior?"
She was asleep still, so once again Little Johnny jabbed her in the rear with a pin.
She immediately sat up and shouted, "Jesus Christ!!"
"That's correct, April."

Near the end of the class, the teacher asked her: "April, what did Eve say to Adam after she gave birth to their 23rd child?"
Again, she had nodded off, so Johnny poked her with the pin once more.

April jumped in the air and yelled, "If you stick that fucking thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half and stick it up your ass!!!"

The teacher fainted

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