here are 2 girls in heaven
first girl: how did you die
2nd girl: well i froze everything waz really cold but then it got warm how did u die
first girl: well i was sure my husband was cheetin on me so i came home early from work one day and he was sittin on they coach watchin t.v. but i was so sure i ran around the house and checked inb closets and underbeds. then i had a heartattack
2nd girl : well if you would have looked in the freezer we both would have been alive!!!!
There are two grandma's sitting on the front porch. They both pull out a cigarette and it begins to rain. One grandma pulls out a condom and sticks it on the end of her cigarette. The other asks were she could get one. The first grandma said any convenient store. so the next day the second grandma goes to the store and asks the clerk for a condom and he asks what size, she replies " big enough to fit a camel". the guy faints
first girl: how did you die
2nd girl: well i froze everything waz really cold but then it got warm how did u die
first girl: well i was sure my husband was cheetin on me so i came home early from work one day and he was sittin on they coach watchin t.v. but i was so sure i ran around the house and checked inb closets and underbeds. then i had a heartattack
2nd girl : well if you would have looked in the freezer we both would have been alive!!!!
There are two grandma's sitting on the front porch. They both pull out a cigarette and it begins to rain. One grandma pulls out a condom and sticks it on the end of her cigarette. The other asks were she could get one. The first grandma said any convenient store. so the next day the second grandma goes to the store and asks the clerk for a condom and he asks what size, she replies " big enough to fit a camel". the guy faints
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