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Is Windows a Virus? No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that. 2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that. 3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too. 4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too. 5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too. Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So Windows is not a virus. It's a bug.

College life is like Reliance !!  " Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein"  Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!!  " Aisi Azadi aur Kahan"  After Engagement is Like Idea!!  " Jo Badal de aapki Zindgi"  After Marrige is like Hutch!!  " Where U go.. network Follows"  After Kid is like BSNL!!  " All lines are Buzy"  so frnds enjoy each moments

If in examination hall  during d exam  u feel tht d paper is tough,  dont worry.  Just close ur eyes,  take a deep breath  n say 2 urself  “This is a very interesting subject.  I want to study it one more time”

A beggar meets another beggar. A Web designer meets another Web designer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question ??? So, Which Platform are you Working on ???

Sitting at the table doesn't make you a diner, Unless you eat some of what's on that plate. Being in america doesn't make you an american. Being born in america doesn't make you an american Proud it where ever you from.

Dress code for feb-14: Green-leave me alone Red-going 2 propose Pink-accepted proposal Black-rejected proposal White-already booked.

Excellent Answer To What Is Success? In Simple Words When Your SIGNATURE Changes To AUTOGRAPH That Is Success…!

Hey do u think taht u are mad..... Then u must not press down...... . . . . . . . . . . . You have done that Now the world knows......... That you are mad.... Comments Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Share on Google

People usuly ask in d most obvious situation n ansrz you cn probably give: 1-At movies: Hey ! Wat r u doin here? Ans:Don't know?? I sell tickets in black ovr here.. 2-In Bus:A heavy lady wearing pointd high heeld shoes on ur feet:Sorry did that hrt u?? Ans:No,not at all !! I'm on local anaesthesia.. why dont u try again? 3-when u get woken up at midnight by a phone call:Sorry!were u slepin?? Ans:No! I ws doin reserch on weather zulu tribes in africa marry or not...u thot i was slepin??you dumb witted moron..!! 4-when u c frnd with evedently shorter hair: Hey Hav u had a haircut? Ans:Naaah !! Its automn n m shedin...!!!

One Of D    Intelligent Monkey  Missing  In  Zoo.!  Its Name Is..  Is..  Is..  Is..  Is..  Is..  Is..  Is!  Dont Worry  It Is Not U,  Bcoz  It Is Intelligent

When U WERE Born.... . . . . . The Cloud Parted, Sun shined and God appeared in front of all and say "Sorry For Mistake" kindly adjust it.

A girl and boy were siting alone, Boy started touching the girl girl: don't touch me. all thing only after marriage boy: ok ! call me when u r maried !

Is not to mourn for the past, Not to worry about the future, Nor to anticipate troubles, But to live in the present Moment wisely and earnestly.

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said You got Male!

A guy had 2 choose a wife frm 3 grls. He gave each sum money 2 tst em. 1st gt a makover to luk gud. Da man got imprssd. 2nd bought clths 4 da guy n tld him it's he who is prime for her. He lykd her also. 3rd invsted da money n made profit n gave it back. The guy liked her too. And finally when the time came to choose--- The guy simply chose the girl with The biggest boobs. Men will always be MEN!!

Many Professors Were Once Called. They Were Asked To Sit In An Aeroplane. After they sat they were told that these planes were made by their Students... They all hurried out of the Plane.. But Only One didn't Move... He said..... "If it is made by the students..This wont even Start "...

Storming msg: When You lift the phone You say HELLO.. Do u know what is the Real meaning of HELLO? It is the name of a girl..! Yes!! And Do u knw who is dat girl? Margaret hello.. She is girlfriend of Grahmbell who invented telephone. One can forget the name of Grahmbell but not his girlfriend! Thats LOVE.

Math Tells Us Three Of The Tragic Love Stories. Tangent Lines, Who Had One Chance To Meet And Then Parted Forever.. Parallel Lines, Who Were Never Meant To Meet.. And Asymptotes Who, Can Get Closer And Closer But Will Never Be Together.. Who Says Maths Is Boring?!? ;-)

This story is all about wen i ws in 2nd std. I was caught talking in class and My Teacher asked me 2 write "I Wont talk In Class" 50 times on d board, I wrote . . . . . . . . . for(i=1;i<=50;i++) printf("I Wont talk In Class\n"); M Born brilliant but FORCED to STUDY..;-(

Once Einstein was reading in class. A scorpion bit his toe but he read with concentration. When the teacher asked him, he said that the scorpion had bit him on his toe, Not on his mind, so he didn't Lose concentration. . . . . . Dear friends, this is what we call..Over acting ..!! :->:-P!. Please don't try dis;-)