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The most stupid questions

People usuly ask in d most obvious situation n ansrz you cn probably give: 1-At movies: Hey ! Wat r u doin here? Ans:Don't know?? I sell tickets in black ovr here.. 2-In Bus:A heavy lady wearing pointd high heeld shoes on ur feet:Sorry did that hrt u?? Ans:No,not at all !! I'm on local anaesthesia.. why dont u try again? 3-when u get woken up at midnight by a phone call:Sorry!were u slepin?? Ans:No! I ws doin reserch on weather zulu tribes in africa marry or not...u thot i was slepin??you dumb witted moron..!! 4-when u c frnd with evedently shorter hair: Hey Hav u had a haircut? Ans:Naaah !! Its automn n m shedin...!!!
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said You got Male!
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